Tuesday, February 24, 2009

edna louise

i really think edna is my deceased jewish grandmother reincarnated in a gay man's body. we argue with each other in yiddish. whenever he doesn't have a sassy comeback for me (which he usually does), he just starts spewing out every hebrew word he knows. he calls me his child.

tonight i told him that i work at a crisis hotline.

he stared at me blankly for a few seconds, and then burst out laughing.

"you're joking, right?!"

THAT EDNA.

No comments: