i have so much holiday spirit it's fucking disgusting

so even though it's totally old and commercialized by now, i went ahead and purchased the Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals book to give to an unsuspecting relative and ruin their day. my mom thinks it's offensive. some people have no sense of humor.

i think the weather is freezing my brain.

tonight someone asked me who sang the song "santa baby"

my response: "betty boop"

BETTY BOOP? REALLY diana???

i knew it was marilyn monroe, just the wrong name came out.




i need to go to sleep right now and never ever wake up.

"i wanna dream lover so i don't have to dream alone"

i can't get enough of these malt shop classics.
i love the library.

it's the little things.

i'm an old soul...

PS--

there is the LARGEST fly that has been taunting me by circulating around my house for the past two days. it was in my room buzzing and bumping into the window all night last night. i want it to die.

there has also been an abundance of ants lately. i always find them trying to drink out of lucy's water bowl (i agree, dehydration is the worst). where are they coming from? shouldn't they be dead by now? i have always maintained an insect pro-life viewpoint ever since my uncle, who believes in reincarnation, told me i should never kill bugs. as a child, it even got to the point where i would swim great lengths to save drowning ants in my pool; i couldn't stand to watch them suffer.

i don't care anymore. these ants are getting flushed.

my back feels broken...

i wish i wasn't covered in MEAT SAUCE right now. i like that job a lot more when i only have to be there once a week. at least i got a free tiramisu out of the deal!!

i need a real job now that i'm a college grad. my days are already being numbered.

i love special people...

i just recently found out that a friend of mine has narcolepsy. i think i laughed for ten minutes straight. that almost beats dan's cross-eyed story.

if i believed in hell, i would go there.

rude

on a side note, why is NO ONE following my blog. it says i have 100 profile views, i KNOW those aren't all me. (well, maybe......)