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"how dare you lie to your mother. 2 cars."

edna louise

i really think edna is my deceased jewish grandmother reincarnated in a gay man's body. we argue with each other in yiddish. whenever he doesn't have a sassy comeback for me (which he usually does), he just starts spewing out every hebrew word he knows. he calls me his child.

tonight i told him that i work at a crisis hotline.

he stared at me blankly for a few seconds, and then burst out laughing.

"you're joking, right?!"

THAT EDNA.

go to olive garden.

it's coupon season at papa vino's.


i hate coupon season.

i'm over giving these things titles

my hairstylist cut my hair uneven in the back. i think she did it on purpose, but it's so slight of a difference that it's been making me feel incredibly uncomfortable and imbalanced.

earlier today i received two separate phonecalls from chicago friends badgering me about moving there asap. they listed all good reasons for why i should be in chicago and not michigan, and even offered their living spaces, but i really think they just need help paying rent hahha. maybe if they got me a job...

http://www.forbes.com/2009/02/06/most-miserable-cities-business-washington_0206_miserable_cities.html
this just in: Chicago got rated 3rd most miserable city in America......

dis-con-nect

the other day michael told me that he wanted to get rid of his rabbit. when i asked him why, his response was, "i'm just not clicking with it." he is absurd.

justin has started calling me a whore, and i like it.

i am absurd.